More often than not, pets are the blameworthy ones, declining to look when you push the bit up clean cushions right in their face or imagining they can’t see the half-eaten pound of spread on the rug. These pets are distinctive,however. Because, they’re suspicious of you! They know you’re up to something, whether it’s a visit to the vet’s or some ludicrous lie about every one of the treats being gone, and they will reveal reality!
…What do you mean I cant sit on your books ? !
You’re clearly lying about that walk, aren’t ya?
Did someone say FISH TREAT ? ! !
…Are you sure you’ll make me famous on Instagram ? ?
But this ain’t no park, Mark -_-
You’re gonna disappear for an hour and let strangers pet me now, aren’t you?